Yellowstone: A Trip Through The Wormhole

We were beyond excited to get to Yellowstone, the world’s first national park, after our breathtaking stay just down the road at Grand Teton National Park.

This is the big daddy of national parks.  It’s the one on everyone’s bucket list.  Being smack in the middle of summer, it sure did feel like a majority of those people decided to check it off this year!  Jam packed is an understatement.

If you haven’t been here, what you should know is it primarily a drive and stop park.  Meaning you drive to different locations and the attractions are typically just a quick walk from the parking lot.  Every fascinating must see stop is in an opposite direction so prepare to spend a lot of time on your tushy.

Your numb behind won’t matter one bit though, because with every stop you make, you will feel like you were transported to another country or another planet all together.  Like you went through a wormhole and came out the other side to some new universe.

One moment you may be gazing into pools so blue that you think you are in Greece.

The next you feel like you are on Mars marveling at the steamy, rust colored terrain at Mammoth Hot Springs.

If that isn’t enough, you can find out what it feels like to stand in the middle of a rainbow at Grand Prismatic Spring.

After seeing all of this, we had zero expectations for the Grand Canyon of Yellowstone.  We have been to the original Grand Canyon.  It is pretty grand.

That’s the beauty of going in with no expectations.  You are left with the possibility of having your socks knocked off.  The picture we took looks like a painting.  It has no filter and wasn’t retouched.  Imagine the impact it had in person.  Or, don’t imagine.  Go see for yourself!

Best thing we did?

Upper Geyser Basin boardwalk trail.

Old Faithful tries hard to steal the show.  Now, don’t get us wrong.  It is spectacular in all of its raging water glory.  But, it is also predicable.  Anyone will be sure to see it erupt and will have this exact same picture.

While it may be one or two minutes off of the predicted time, much like a corporate meeting, it will definitely be in the ballpark.

The walking trail, just beyond this big guy, is full of funky geysers that go off whenever they damn well please.  It also has pools and springs that will make you giggle in their ridiculousness.

For example, you can’t help but think of Van Gogh when you pass the Ear Spring.

What about this psychedelic pool that oddly enough also looks like an ear?

Or this seriously miss-named “Giant” Geyser.  Just bubbling up whenever it feels like it, making it nearly impossible to get a proper picture.

Walking on this trail is a bit like walking through the looking glass and is not to be missed.

Best thing we ate?

First, it must be noted–you aren’t going to Yellowstone for the food.  That being said, we still must address this section of the post.

While the Old Faithful Lodge might have great food, we didn’t stop there.  Where we did go in West Yellowstone was the Slippery Otter (how can you resist that name) for a burger.  And yes, it was a bison burger.

What we learned?

Expect the unexpected.

Like snow…in summer.  Yes, you can have snow in Yellowstone in summer.   Your mom was right.  Always bring a jacket.

Also unexpected, bison traffic jams.  Actual stop your car, put it in park, sit for a while traffic jams.

In the middle of summer prepare to add an hour or two to your calculated driving time.  You just never know when you will stumble upon one of these gangs of giant creatures deciding to migrate across the street.  Sometimes, they even go back and forth like they can’t make up their mind.  Although, there is a possibility they are just messing with us humans.

They also tend to ignore all street signage.  Arrows, shmarrows.  They’re rebels like that.

There is no point in being mad at them for making you wait, though.  If you are patient, they will give you a show to keep you thoroughly entertained.

Next Stop: Glacier National Park

 

The Tetons Are Calling and Everyone Needs to Listen

Whoever said that line the mountains are calling must have had the Teton Range in Grand Teton National Park in mind.  They are so mesmerizing, it is impossible to stop staring at them in awe.  Pictures do not do it justice.  They follow your gaze as you drive around the park.   It is like one of those pictures with eyes staring at you no matter where you move, but in reverse.

Schwabacher’s Landing

We weren’t prepared for how breathtakingly beautiful this park would be.  It was so exciting to be in another national park and also on the verge of traipsing through quite a few of the biggies.  But, Teton was our first stop and we fell in love instantly.  We spent hours finding different spots to take more pictures of the mountains and the many mirror-like lakes.  Not sure what we will do with all of those pictures, but we could not stop!

Jenny Lake

This is the kind of place that woos you with its serenity and convinces you that should be living there.   We wanted to figure out how we could do that!  So, we decided to check out the nearest real town Jackson, WY.  Umm, way busier than the OC in a two mile radius and probably just as expensive!  Fun for a visit, but not for a home for recent SoCal escapees that are still a bit traumatized by the traffic and congestion in the matrix.

Although going through all of these pictures and memories for this post, Gary wondered aloud why aren’t we moving here?  Looking at this sunset it is hard to answer that question.

We did stop gawking at the mountains for long enough to go hiking and explore the park looking for animals.  Lots of mamas and babies were out and about in all of their cuteness.  Cue the oohs and ahhs.

We had plenty of time to get our bison fix too.

Our favorite hike was around a glacial lake, named Phelps Lake.  It was crystal clear, but it was as cold as ice, ice baby.  Glacial ice, ice baby.  Yes, I do realize how bad that was and I am sorry you will have that song in your head all day.

When we pulled into the trailhead parking, we were told by a ranger there was a bear on the right side of the lake.  That put the kibosh on us hiking all the way around because bears be scary (more detail in our “what we learned” section below).  So, we decided to stay on the trail on the left side of the lake and got lucky enough to see another moose and her baby up close!

Best thing we did?

Canoeing on Jackson Lake.  GTNP is all about those mountains, but how you view them makes it even better.  In our case we had a spectacular view from the water.

Although, the canoeing itself was a love/hate thing.  I loved it, but Gary hated that I didn’t know how to row.

I wanted to power through it, but there is actually some skill involved, so we went in a lot of circles.  We would have made some great reality show footage.  Maybe individual kayaks next time?

Speaking of it is how you view it, canoeing might have been the best thing we did, but the best way to view the Tetons is at the outdoor bar at Jackson Lodge.  Order a margarita and settle in for the evening.

Best thing we ate?

This is the second time morels have been the best thing we ate.  But they deserve it!  Orsetto Bar and Italian Eatery in downtown Jackson served us the most perfect starter.  These morels were cooked in a creamy and savory sauce and tossed with English peas.   If us gushing about these mushrooms twice should make it clear.  When they are on the menu, you must order them!

What we learned?

Bears be scary!

They look so cute from afar.  Just a big brown or black blob (yes since we don’t have a super good zoom lens like the rest of the people in Grand Teton, they look like a bear shaped blob).  But, they are the only animal park rangers warn you about where you need to carry a weapon just in case.  Bear spray, scary!

Non-scary brown blob

Bison, elk…those guys are massive too.  But, there is no weaponized spray with their name on it!  No, bears own that.  Bear spray moved to the top of the shopping list!

We have read that you could wear bells or talk really loud so the bears know you are there and will run away.  Really?  We aren’t comfortable having faith in our yelling out “hey bear” that it is going to keep a 600 pound animal from attacking us.  That being said I don’t know that we believe the bear spray will be effective for us either.  We have to be calm enough in the situation to allow a bear to charge us, get 40 feet from us, and then spray.  Gary that is all you.

That being said, even the scary bears wouldn’t keep us away.  Seeing these mountains must be on your bucket list!

Next Stop: The world’s first national park